(Completed in 8/1/25)

I know this is clearly a level that in no way you could ever take seriously, just by looking at it and the mere song it uses. But man I tried so hard not to if it wasn't just as heinous it was to even play it. There's just barely any sort of enjoyment you can get from this.

The level is basically gamble as much if you can pass the first 30% because the 20% ship is so much harder than literally anything else here. Could be partial skill issue for a weak ship player like me, but I honestly thought the part you try to avoid the 22% teleportation portal to be the annoying thing ever because you'd always just barely touch it every time The other two parts before it aren't any better, as the wave has two structures with entirely inverted slopes, and the transition to the UFO is pretty awful.

The middle (30-60%) is super easy compared to everything else, so in default it's probably the best part for how less annoying it was to play. The last 40% has to be some of the most broken and unenjoyable garbage I've touched in so long. The 63% ship isn't as bad at the 20% one, but is still a really dumb difficulty spike. The last ship is also not too bad, but because of how poorly designed the previous parts are, you might as well choke at 79-80%, which by mysterious ways I didn't die to and managed to fluke this from 64%. Doesn't excuse the twenty minutes I spent with trying to pass even the first ship.

I really tried to not take this level in anyway seriously, but even with how lucky I got with it, I hated almost every moment with it. I guess it's good to have a something that I can officially call a punching bag level; a level so bad it'll forever stick to you by heart on how marvelously bad it is. Play this if you want to be driven insane.

Total Attempts: 881

10 year old me thought this song went hard as fuck