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3 months ago
-/100
DIFFICULTY
7/10
OVERALL
-/10
VISUALS
-/10
GAMEPLAY
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5 months ago
-/100
DIFFICULTY
1/10
OVERALL
4/10
VISUALS
4/10
GAMEPLAY

"I cant die" just has to be one of the most pathetic Geometry Dash levels of all time. Its 'main' route is already bland enough, being so empty you could be forgiven for thinking this is an unfinished level. Thankfully, it isn't as nauseating as most of Tickle GD's levels (a Tickle GD level with tolerable visuals?). But worst of all, its 'second' route, which is key to revealing the level's true intentions, is just absolutely, unabashedly pathetic. The 'second' route ends with an overly-obnoxious, somewhat incoherent end screen in which Tickle GD whines about the mods being corrupt and how only famous creators receive Epic rates in a ludicrously over-the-top, melodramatic manner. I don't think the GD mods or rating system are perfect, but the way this level goes about criticizing the 'system' (as it puts it) couldn't be anything but desperate.

With the added context of Tickle's generally bad reputation, this level isn't just Tickle complaining about how unknown creators don't get the Epic rates or attention they deserve; this is Tickle victimizing himself and arguing that he hasn't gotten the Epic rates and love that he apparently merits. Looking at the bigger picture, it's pretty obvious why Tickle isn't necessarily the most lauded creator, and this isn't because of the fact he isn't a mod. In the words of Subwoofer in the comments section of this level: 'listen, its a fetish, you dont see this in kids animations. its a bad influence, and its gross'. "I cant die" is the fruit of Tickle GD's own ignorance, his immense ignorance to the fact his foot fetish may not be entirely appropriate within a game targeted towards all ages. I vaguely remember seeing a comment from Tickle GD complaining about how people hated his levels, but loved 2003Devin's. The main difference here is that — while 2003Devin arguably has a more violent repertoire — 2003Devin actually acknowledges the fact that his levels aren't suitable for all ages. Tickle really refuses to admit that there's anything wrong with his levels.

"I cant die" is an extremely mediocre level by itself, but with the added 'second' route and ignorantly resentful true message, I can't help but feel sorry for how pathetic Tickle is. In the words of eskim0 in the comments section, "I cant die" is truly a 'god complex moment' for Tickle GD.

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5 months ago
-/100
DIFFICULTY
4/10
OVERALL
-/10
VISUALS
-/10
GAMEPLAY

Archive pull. This may be the first vent level to have aura

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