Zzz...

No, but seriously, this level just puts me to sleep. Perfectly polished, consistent, and generally "okay" on paper, but ends up being so mind-numbingly boring it just sucks all the joy of watching this level out of me. If the goal of this level was to convey a dull, lifeless river like the Acheron in Greek mythology, it certainly succeeded; by virtue of being completely barren with basically nothing interesting going on in either the gameplay or visuals in any conceivable manner.

Nothing else to say, really. Pretty disappointing sequel to Tartarus.

The potential for Slaughterhouse to have an intimidating, iconic Top 1 legacy was snuffed out the moment icedcave decided on a hilariously corny song and jammed it full of tropes that were tired by the time Athanatos was released. How do you not feel embarrassed uploading this?

there's just something about this one that really just appeals to me