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, 2025-05-03, 00:50:02, Thread ID: 191
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05/03/25, 02:14 PM
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7ak..? More like 7-lame-dot-l-dot-delete-your-account—you really out here buildin' demon levels like Khonsu, Starfall, and SKYSCRPRS, but couldn’t build a single friend on Hyperbolus if you had a blueprint, a crafting table, and a team of NASA engineers. Your gameplay might be tight, but your takes on that forum? Looser than a wave spam on 0.5 speed.

You really went and cried for extra moderation like the forums were your personal therapy session. “Please stop the trolling!” Bro, this isn’t Geometry Daycare, it’s a public forum, and if you can’t take a meme post without writing a 10-paragraph essay about "community values," maybe you should stick to offline mode, keyboard warrior.

You built Khonsu like it was gonna change the GD meta, but all it changed was people’s interest in your work—from mild to mute. Starfall? More like Viewfall, cause your levels hit the algorithm like a lead brick in a bathtub. And SKYSCRPRS? That name’s ironic because the only thing high about it is your ego. That level’s so overrated it should’ve come with a warning label: “May cause extreme disappointment.”

You act like you're the savior of the Geometry Dash community but post like an off-brand Discord mod with a superiority complex and a caffeine deficiency. Bro thinks his forum posts are sacred texts. You wrote a three-paragraph rant about someone replying “L + Ratio” like it was a hate crime. You need moderation? No—you need meditation.

Put the mod application down, log off, and go touch some real-life geometry. Try a triangle. Or a circle. Just anything that’s not you orbiting your own inflated sense of importance.

Theressa wants to drink a lot

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