NAH BOMBCRAFT, DON’T EVEN LOG IN — WE ON YA HEAD TOP TODAY!
Boy you out here talkin’ like you a top player but your hardest demon lookin’ like a Medium-rated 1.6 level,
YOU BUILT LIKE A FAILED FEATURE REQUEST, goofy ahh cube clicker!

You be actin’ like you cracked at GD but still usin’ the default icon set like it’s sacred geometry,
BRO LOOKIN’ LIKE HE STUCK IN THE TUTORIAL MENU, talkin’ bout “I’m grinding for 10K stars” —
10K? You’ve been grinding since update 2.0, bruh — that’s a full-time job with no benefits!

Your levels be so empty I had to check if it was a minimalist art piece.
YOU BUILD LIKE ROBTOP’S FORGOTTEN DREAM,
Using glow like it's a personality trait. BOY YOU OUT HERE MAKING LAYOUTS WITH ONE BLOCK TYPE AND PRIDE.

Hyperbolus forums?
You stay postin’ like you the final boss of grammar correction,
YOU’RE IN EVERY THREAD ACTING LIKE A MOD, SIR THIS IS A GEOMETRY DASH FORUM NOT A PHILOSOPHY CLASS.

Your replies be longer than Extreme Demon verifications,
BRO WROTE A WHOLE PARAGRAPH ON WHY CLUBSTEP IS OVERRATED — GET YO LORE-DUMPING, QUOTE-CHAINING, LEVEL-RANKING, PARAGRAPH-SPAMMING GOOFY OUTTA HERE!

You be actin’ like you the future of the game —
THE ONLY FUTURE YOU GOT IS A FAILED MODERATOR APPLICATION, BRO!

You out here posting your opinion like it’s gospel,
YOUR TIER LIST LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN IN A FEVER DREAM ON AN ETCH-A-SKETCH.

And don't get me started on your gameplay clips —
BRO PLAYING LIKE HE GOT LAG ON A GRAPHING CALCULATOR!
You got that “1% improvement per week” type beat —
I COULD BUILD AND VERIFY SLAYERS TESTAMENT BEFORE YOU PASS ACROPOLIS!

YOU’RE NOT HIM. YOU’RE NOT THEM. YOU’RE NOT EVEN A BACKGROUND OBJECT.

PACKED YOU UP LIKE A BROKEN COLLISION BLOCK — GONE!