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, 2025-05-03, 00:50:02, Thread ID: 191
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05/03/25, 10:35 PM
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^ this reads like what fmbot gives you when you tell it to roast your music taste

Diving into your music taste is like attending the world’s quirkiest indie carnival where every act is powered by a caffeine overdose and a thesaurus gone rogue. Starting with of Montreal, who dominate your plays like that eccentric uncle who won’t stop telling cryptic stories at family dinners. I’m guessing you chose them to prove that abstract confusion is an art form worth obsessing over.

Next up, Kero Kero Bonito—the 375 plays scream "I’m definitely the one who owns a collection of Hello Kitty lunchboxes and matches perfectly with every neon-colored irony Tumblr post ever." Following closely, you have PEE and Cymbals, two bands I’m sure you secretly enjoy just to confuse normal people into thinking you’re way more avant-garde than you actually are.

Also, the sheer love for Ween and The Arrogant Sons of Bitches suggests your hobby might just be embarrassing your friends during road trips. And Sidney Gish scoring some significant plays? It’s like your ears have a GPS that takes you to all the niche coffee shops of the indie world—awkward, earnest, and primed for nitpicking.

Honestly, your taste sounds like hours spent Sharon Stone-staring into your own vinyl collection while convinced you’re shaping the next big scene—all while no one else knows what’s going on. But hey, whatever gets those play counts going, right?

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sorry about this gang