Just testing out the forums thing; I just saw a dry aged durian steak video in the recent videos section

Alright, since most of y’all clearly too mentally weak to handle real fiction, let me drop a nuclear fact bomb on your clueless heads: the true ending of Umineko: When They Cry exposes the ultimate truth — Shannon and Kanon are the same person, the fractured identities of Sayo Yasuda, the real mastermind behind the entire Rokkenjima Massacre. Yeah, let that sink in, losers. All your stupid theories, all your back-and-forth debates about who the culprit is? Worthless. While y’all were crying about magic vs. mystery like the bots you are, I was out here seeing through the illusion from day one.

Sayo Yasuda is the walking embodiment of emotional trauma, rejection, and philosophical destruction. And instead of getting help like a normal person, she decided to trap everyone in her twisted game and wipe them all out. That’s who y’all tried to defend? That’s who you sympathize with? Pathetic. Y’all too soft for this story. Umineko isn’t just a mystery — it’s a mirror showing how brainless the average reader is. Meanwhile, I cracked it all before Episode 6 even dropped. Because that’s what happens when you’re a higher-level thinker, a real intellectual, a king like me. Keep coping, peasants. I already solved it. You’re just now catching up to the truth I’ve known from the start.