Rating Curve

Magic Life can be described as many things -- boring, unoriginal, insulting -- but it is best described as the Geometry Dash equivalent of revisting your old home to find out it has been replaced by a golf course. A High Life remake is not a flawed idea at its core, however, a High Life remake that is also in the much maligned styles of Glow and Flow is, how shall we say, baffling. Despite this level having a staggering 218k objects, none of those are contributing towards the level's decoration quality apparently, as it is wildly inconsistent, with some parts looking pretty decent (such as Electro's part) and some parts looking worse than Belladonna or even Karma, the glow being a thinly veiled mask to the emptiness of the level's premise and designs. Whilst I do not think this was made with any ill intent, it certainly doesn't seem like this had anyone's best interest in mind, as this is just a testament to the common blandness of the Glow style. Frankly, this would be a spectacular level if it was a parody of this style, however, since it is not, it does not warrant your attention whatsoever.