Rating Curve

Geometry Dash equivalent of a Bigfoot sighting.

This is an old Spanish collab that was likely made by someone’s 4th grade class. It starts out as a 1.9 level that includes awesome gameplay such as the frame perfect ball in the 30s, followed by a very noticeable dip into 2.0 right after. The level is incoherent, frustrating, and strange, and the ending is literally recent tab quality. Highly recommended for collectors of the bizarre.

Surprisingly not bad, it has a lot more bark than bite.

The most early 2.0 level ever, with a ton of very questionable design choices, but it has its fair share of memeable text and a lot of charm, so it can be a good level to people that normally like this kind of stuff. It also continues the trend of every level with this song having an apeshit dual so thats fun.

You can just tell that this was going to be uploaded in 1.9 but got a last second update to make a ton of crazy 2.0 gameplay. The bugfix team did a terrible job here by making a fix to a certain 2.2 bug that simply barely works, but thats not the level’s fault. Its decently fun and extremely esoteric, as if it is supposed to be harder than it actually is.

Its peak. Swingcopter bossfight is a uniquely terrifying prospect, and the dialogue and storyline here hits deep in the soul. The take a break part also has excellent symbolism, a lot of tones here of Greek classicism its quite tasteful.

Some parts are simply way too hard, namely the first UFO, but man the one attempt where you actually beat it feels fucking fantastic. The final stretch of beating this level is immensely satisfying and makes up for the extremely antiquated, well, everything else.

Its super jank and frontloaded and the difficulty spikes are mental, but the base gameplay is pretty satisfying. Its very much a product of its time and unfortunately gets very frustrating if you get unlucky, but it has a lot of likeable stuff.

Very solid level across the board, with a noticeable lean towards difficult ships. It feels kinda like a Hard Demon version of Night Terrors in a weird way.

Annoying to learn but the base gameplay is honestly pretty solid. Early 2.0 is just kinda weird, not bad for what it is.