I will admit right away that this level is very, very boring. I made the entire level in one sitting, mostly to resolve a one-sided grudge that I had with the Space Gauntlet. You see, I don't like astrophotography, because it often seeks to sensationalize what is essentially unfathomable amounts of nothing. They pick out the few interesting parts (an infinitesimal amount compared to the entire universe) and make them look like the main parts of space. With this level, I endeavored to make a level that portrays space as it truly is: boring. It is 2 minutes of "gameplay" where you just click every once in a while to avoid dying. There aren't even any obstacles, but because you couldn't submit an Auto level for the gauntlet contest, I had to add the mechanic where not doing anything for 10 seconds will kill you, which adds a layer of horror to the level. There was no time limit, so I technically could have had the level go on for as long as I wanted, but I decided not to be that rude to the player. It's boring, but it's a message, god dammit!
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sorry about this gang