cried laughing because of this level this is tygryseks masterpiece
Many things about this level can be commented on
quite possibly the funniest level ever made. if there was a funny rating on hyperbolus i would give it a 10 but alas we don't live in that perfect world. still a masterpiece
A level that's so bafflingly odd that I can't help but find it intriguing and funny. Does anyone remember that one post to r/geometrydash where someone was making a JOI level? I feel like this occupies a similar space here- this sort of gazey, schlocky approach to making art for purely sexual fulfillment geared towards men (in this case, living out your own femdom fantasy thru a fucking GD level). But strangely, unlike other levels of its ilk- think Lust Letter, onii chan, Droopy, what have you- there's no appearance of anything that you would consider to suggest that aside from the text, which makes it so unique compared to the others. It's almost like reading bad "plot what plot" fanfiction in that sense, hardly sparking anything imaginative, interesting, creative, just shamelessly putting bullshit out there on the internet to make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison. And I kinda respect Tygrysek for that! Obviously I don't know Tygrysek, and from what I could tell from community reception a lot of people just brushed this off as edgy rather than lewd, but there is a unique, authentic shamelessness that emanates from this level, in its hazy purple aura. To bash it is to give it exactly what it wants. That takes guts. It is one of one on the GD servers.
...but all this for a NEPTUNIA character? Seriously? The fuck are we doing here?
whatever gumby
Admit it, we ALL popped at least a half-chub while reading the text
See Knot’s review, this level is unhinged
tygrysek was right on god i want plutia to torture me
Raw as hell. You can clearly tell this level is not bounded by concepts like "conventional design" or even "shame". Some parts are just poorly made like the cube duals at the start but I think they make it funnier. Pretty fun to learn but connecting runs on this isn't (spam transitions suck and the timings in the buildup cube are deceptively hard) so I ended up dropping this, but again, that kinda makes it funnier.
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sorry about this gang