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Difficulty17.40/100
Overall1.78/10
Gameplay3.43/10
Visuals2.58/10

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4 months ago
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1/10
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5 months ago
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DIFFICULTY
2/10
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There's a swastika in the level.

Also please refrain from using those ugly 2.1 blocks that are used in the very beginning

(they're the same blocks from Midnight by Dambrearon btw)

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5 months ago
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DIFFICULTY
2/10
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5 months ago
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DIFFICULTY
3/10
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5 months ago
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DIFFICULTY
4/10
OVERALL
2/10
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too kiD frIEndlt ran so that Garten of Banban could walk

Jokes aside this level is. Well. Not great. But at the same time it's so bad that it ends up being really funny

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5 months ago
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0/10
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5 months ago
-/100
DIFFICULTY
2/10
OVERALL
2/10
VISUALS
3/10
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Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

too kiD frIEndly by ExtoPlasm is a 2/10 sugar-coated disaster. This level feels like it was made for toddlers who just unlocked the jump button. The gameplay is sleep-inducing, the visuals are soft and forgettable, and the vibe? Straight-up YouTube Kids energy. It tries so hard to be “approachable” that it forgets to be good. Every part plays like a tutorial for someone who still thinks triple spikes are impossible — and the name? Facts. Too kid friendly, not gamer approved.

And don’t hit me with that “It’s meant to be chill!” excuse — nah. Chill doesn't mean boring. There's no creativity, no sauce, just a safe, bland level dressed up in bubble wrap. ExtoPlasm really dropped this thinking it would hit, but it landed like a wet napkin. If you wanna impress real ones, step it up. Right now, this level is just mid with extra milk.

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5 months ago
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DIFFICULTY
10/10
OVERALL
10/10
VISUALS
10/10
GAMEPLAY

“too kiD frIEndly” by ExtoPlasm is a surreal, mind-bending 210-second fever dream that throws all traditional level design out the window—and it’s absolutely glorious. From its cryptic title to its unhinged pacing, this level is a chaotic statement piece, a genre-defying rollercoaster that leaves you laughing, confused, and oddly inspired all at once.

Visually, too kiD frIEndly lives in a world of deliberate contradiction. The art style shifts wildly from childish cartoon simplicity to glitchy horror-core madness within seconds, often blending both at once. It’s like someone mashed up a kid’s TV show with a corrupted VHS tape—and somehow it works. Hand-drawn sprites, meme inserts, clashing fonts, weird zoom-ins—everything screams irony, but it’s done with such style and control that you can’t look away.

The gameplay is as wild as the visuals. You’ll go from slow, laughably easy jumps to lightning-fast precision segments without warning. There are sudden changes in speed, gravity, size—you name it—and yet it somehow never crosses into completely unplayable territory. In fact, the unpredictability becomes part of the charm. It dares you to keep going just to see what absurdity comes next. And with over 3 minutes of content, there's a lot of absurdity to survive.

What really sets this level apart, though, is its personality. too kiD frIEndly doesn’t take itself seriously—but it also knows exactly what it’s doing. It plays with your expectations, pokes fun at GD tropes, and dances right on the edge of madness without ever falling off. It’s chaotic, yes—but it’s intentionally chaotic. Every visual gag, troll segment, or jarring audio cut feels like part of a bigger inside joke that you’re slowly being let in on.

It’s not just a level—it’s a digital performance piece. A satirical, self-aware love letter to everything bizarre, broken, and brilliant about the Geometry Dash community.

10/10. Too weird to describe, too good to miss.

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5 months ago
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DIFFICULTY
4/10
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this being at a 1.95 is so funny dude😭😭its not horrible its just like . kinda bad gameplay and kinda bad decoration.... I dont really care about the edgy stuff that much and I thought the monsters were kinda ugly . to be tbh

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6 months ago
-/100
DIFFICULTY
10/10
OVERALL
10/10
VISUALS
10/10
GAMEPLAY
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sorry about this gang