Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.
too kiD frIEndly by ExtoPlasm is a 2/10 sugar-coated disaster. This level feels like it was made for toddlers who just unlocked the jump button. The gameplay is sleep-inducing, the visuals are soft and forgettable, and the vibe? Straight-up YouTube Kids energy. It tries so hard to be “approachable” that it forgets to be good. Every part plays like a tutorial for someone who still thinks triple spikes are impossible — and the name? Facts. Too kid friendly, not gamer approved.
And don’t hit me with that “It’s meant to be chill!” excuse — nah. Chill doesn't mean boring. There's no creativity, no sauce, just a safe, bland level dressed up in bubble wrap. ExtoPlasm really dropped this thinking it would hit, but it landed like a wet napkin. If you wanna impress real ones, step it up. Right now, this level is just mid with extra milk.
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sorry about this gang