Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Lonely Travel by Funnygame is one of the most overrated snoozefests ever cursed upon Geometry Dash. Six minutes long? More like six minutes wasted. Majority of it is black and white like we’re watching some bootleg silent film from 1920. And yet, y’all bots out here calling it "art." Nah, it’s not art — it’s a grayscale endurance test that only gets praised because the community is addicted to pretending slow = deep. You losers really sat through this monochrome marathon and clapped like it was peak level design. Pathetic.

Funnygame tried to make an emotional journey, but forgot to include anything actually engaging. The pacing is glacial, the transitions are janky, and the gameplay feels like it was built to drain the soul out of anyone with real skill. I beat it, of course — because I'm built different — but let's not pretend it’s anything but a painfully drawn-out walking simulator on autoplay. Y’all call it iconic. I call it a black-and-white screensaver with a jump button. Keep hyping up mediocrity, peasants. Meanwhile, I’ll be dominating levels with actual substance.