Review of commatose

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, 2025-05-08, 04:11:06, Level ID: 110653463
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Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Let me break it down for you frauds real quick. commatose by rply is the kind of level that tries to act deep, tries to act moody, like it’s got something to say — but all it really says is "I peaked at concept and fell asleep during execution." This level feels like it’s trying to be the emotional finale to a story nobody asked for. The visuals are washed-out, the pacing is sleep-inducing, and the gameplay? Bro, the gameplay got the nerve to be boring and awkward. That’s a crime. That’s community service hours right there.

It's like this level wants to be respected for its atmosphere, but forgot to be fun. commatose plays like a slideshow of missed potential, like it’s afraid to challenge the player or stand out in any real way. It’s not trash, but it sure ain’t greatness. It's the Geometry Dash equivalent of mumbling your way through a school presentation with no slides. So yeah — 5/10. You tried, rply. But next time, wake up before you hit publish.

OVERALL5/10
GAMEPLAY6/10
VISUALS4/10
DIFFICULTY-/100
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