GD equivalent of Ben Franklin's letter about older women

Sometimes when you read about historical figures you kind of forget that they were humans too. It's quite funny and honestly kind of powerful to find out that they had their own weird jokes, hobbies, and opinions, and I can't think of too many other levels that have given me the same feeling as that. At the end of the day, your favorite mysterious players were just random dudes having fun with the game, making wacky levels with in-jokes for their friends.

Gameplay fucking sucks though. Completely free except for the 61% corridor and the wave