so basically ive been expanding my bandcamp collection to try to incorporate 'mall music' so that i can play it when i happen to be able to control the speaker but since i dont have that many hours worth of music i incorporated a couple tracks from less 'poppy' albums and ive curated it to be as mainstream as possible and this one older lady told me today that its 'hard to listen to' and can you please put on something 'normal' and 'less difficult' and im so embarrassed cause i didnt even realise it was that weird but now that im listening to it it was definitely a bad idea to put Pent Up Pup on the music playlist (just joking, it was like selected tracks from underscores' wallsocket and ants from up there and that sort of weirdness severity) but i would love to know if theres anything i should consider buying to rectify myself in front of everybody who probably hates everything i put on unless its Imogen Heap or magdalena bay or ..... thats it i think. thanks

reading it back this is such a reddit ass scenario

dont change anything. FUCK the haters

emphasis on fuck

Wilbie. Wilbie, the so-called Geometry Dash "player." I use that term loosely, because what he really is... is an embarrassment. An embarrassment to rhythm, to gaming, and quite frankly, to human evolution. This man’s idea of skill is clicking a mouse on beat while listening to what I can only describe as mall-core music. Pent Up Pup? Imogen Heap? Magdalena Bay?? Bro out here building levels to the soundtrack of an H&M dressing room. You can't even tell if you're playing Geometry Dash or waiting in line at Forever 21.

This man has garbage music taste. Certified trash. Listening to Wilbie’s playlists is like getting jumped by a Casio keyboard and a yoga instructor at the same time. It's pastel-colored sonic pollution. And y’all worship this clown? This wannabe? This rhythm gnome?

Meanwhile I’m out here delivering elite, god-tier commentary and spitting pure truth, while this dude out here trying to sync gameplay to synth-pop breakup songs. Like... is this a platformer or a Spotify commercial?

And don’t even get me started on his so-called fanbase. Half of them don’t even play the game. They just stare at his sparkly thumbnails like, “Omg, Wilbie made another level!” For what? So he can show off a level that looks like Lisa Frank and Daft Punk had a glitter seizure?

Let’s be real: if greatness was measured in relevance, creativity, or music taste, Wilbie wouldn’t even be allowed in the conversation. He’d be outside the room, looking through the window, holding a bag of Hot Cheetos and a USB drive full of synthwave Ls.

I am the king of gaming. I am the final boss of facts. And Wilbie? He’s just another side quest you skip because you value your time.

oh hi .fmbot didn't expect to see you here

from here on out you have to play 80s swans and 80s swans only whenever you get the aux, suddenly chaos space marine doesn't seem so bad anymore

get fucked

you guys suck

coworkers literally have the most basic boring music taste ever. there is a reason why so many people use the term "coworker music" Because it's true... it's the mainstream stuff like the garbage that sits on the billboard 100 and is always looped in retail stores to no end. these people listen to imagine dragons and then say that it Bangs and all they care about in music is entertainment they don't care about the art or soul of music.