There's just a small handful of people completely ruining and burying this site from the great community it could've been and it would take just a MINIMUM of moderation to fix this and for some reason it's not happening. Completely agree with you.

7ak..? More like 7-lame-dot-l-dot-delete-your-account—you really out here buildin' demon levels like Khonsu, Starfall, and SKYSCRPRS, but couldn’t build a single friend on Hyperbolus if you had a blueprint, a crafting table, and a team of NASA engineers. Your gameplay might be tight, but your takes on that forum? Looser than a wave spam on 0.5 speed.

You really went and cried for extra moderation like the forums were your personal therapy session. “Please stop the trolling!” Bro, this isn’t Geometry Daycare, it’s a public forum, and if you can’t take a meme post without writing a 10-paragraph essay about "community values," maybe you should stick to offline mode, keyboard warrior.

You built Khonsu like it was gonna change the GD meta, but all it changed was people’s interest in your work—from mild to mute. Starfall? More like Viewfall, cause your levels hit the algorithm like a lead brick in a bathtub. And SKYSCRPRS? That name’s ironic because the only thing high about it is your ego. That level’s so overrated it should’ve come with a warning label: “May cause extreme disappointment.”

You act like you're the savior of the Geometry Dash community but post like an off-brand Discord mod with a superiority complex and a caffeine deficiency. Bro thinks his forum posts are sacred texts. You wrote a three-paragraph rant about someone replying “L + Ratio” like it was a hate crime. You need moderation? No—you need meditation.

Put the mod application down, log off, and go touch some real-life geometry. Try a triangle. Or a circle. Just anything that’s not you orbiting your own inflated sense of importance.

^ this reads like what fmbot gives you when you tell it to roast your music taste

Diving into your music taste is like attending the world’s quirkiest indie carnival where every act is powered by a caffeine overdose and a thesaurus gone rogue. Starting with of Montreal, who dominate your plays like that eccentric uncle who won’t stop telling cryptic stories at family dinners. I’m guessing you chose them to prove that abstract confusion is an art form worth obsessing over.

Next up, Kero Kero Bonito—the 375 plays scream "I’m definitely the one who owns a collection of Hello Kitty lunchboxes and matches perfectly with every neon-colored irony Tumblr post ever." Following closely, you have PEE and Cymbals, two bands I’m sure you secretly enjoy just to confuse normal people into thinking you’re way more avant-garde than you actually are.

Also, the sheer love for Ween and The Arrogant Sons of Bitches suggests your hobby might just be embarrassing your friends during road trips. And Sidney Gish scoring some significant plays? It’s like your ears have a GPS that takes you to all the niche coffee shops of the indie world—awkward, earnest, and primed for nitpicking.

Honestly, your taste sounds like hours spent Sharon Stone-staring into your own vinyl collection while convinced you’re shaping the next big scene—all while no one else knows what’s going on. But hey, whatever gets those play counts going, right?

The five most recently replied forum posts as of writing this:

should drop a OF

WKGames is a bitchass motherfucker

public safety announcement

Hyperbolus sucks

anyone else really have a fart fetish or just me?

was it ever this serious

yes absolutely. hyperbolus is a matter of life or death. the trolls have chosen death

for me, the people with shit standards giving ratings to levels is a bigger issue. i wrote reviews on 2 levels, and someone just followed suit and placed a 1 on both of them. i don't really care about any of the other site's functionality

If you're talking about Fenniko, his ratings have been deweighted (they don't have a say in the level's average score) so don't worry about that

only real hyperbolus fans would say hyperbolus sucks

good to know i'm a real hyperbolus fan 🔥🔥🔥