Rating Curve

Glad this didnt get updated instead

Could’ve been fine with this level if it settled with its initial mediocrity, but the boss sequence really is that bad. Most of it feels like a direct clone from xender’s ultra violence/eschaton bossfights, which I already don’t look too favourable towards, this time made even more blinding and poorly rendered to the point i can barely make out anything. Especially the concept of this girl being captured inside the mech robot is some of the more ludicrous stuff I’ve ever seen, not only is this some insanely offset storytelling to begin with, but am I supposed to feel heroic avoiding some missiles only for her capsule to magically explode? Even all of that aside, this song is absolutely unbearable to listen to, it sounds like a heavy edm version of Alan Walker’s most oversatured tracks. There’s still so much more to criticise the level for, like how hilariously disproportionate the anatomy in the endscreen is or the typography lacking any sort of appeal, but none of it is any more relevant to the inner flaws this level holds

Literal definition of a tiktok edit, you’re shooting yourself in the foot picking a song like this

There’s no need to magnify the issue, but Jesus Christ have some sense of shame. There’s nothing bold about its lousy and uninspired way of provoking disgust, it’s self-humiliating attention seeking

Terrifying level, the layers of bad gen z humour are very noticeable in this one

Nauseating, the second part is its only aspect that shows any sign of promise

The more I look back at this level the worse it gets, I can’t really make out what audience this was meant to cater to but it genuinely feels like a product from cocomelon with the way it babies the player and covers your screen with dumb dancing characters and comic book text

Goyslop for emotionally unstable middle schoolers, so glad to be reminded of its existence