Rating Curve

in the kitchen the chef cooks, and boils the eggs. they already know how to do it. you dont need to tell them the indications. with that out the way, now think of an ice cream man. when he hands out the cone, you are not gonna question it, because he is the man made of ice cream. even if the cone is too green or too uncomprehensible. eventually, the appreciation will come

it was always both really fun and really funny for me to create silly stereotypical red extreme demons in the editor, but those projects never ended up materializing into a full map. sakupen end went ahead and created the ultimate behemoth to this approach.

the map can be accussed of many things. shamelessly red, impossible, stupid, generic, nine circles, ugly, etc. but never boring. and filled with charm

don't call for the aliens if you are not ready to face the consequences. they are coming for you. with a meteor blast aimed at your peephole. not now not tomorrow.

when you need this many stars you are trying to create the universe, but such task is not approachable for a camera trigger user. go to sleep NOW

a winter map does not always mean a cold map. in fact, the scenery built by wed15 creates a rather warm perspective of these times. a reminder that everything has not always seemed so fake. that there is always a lit lantern and an opened parasol coexisting around the globe. everyone needs nostalgia at some point

when you get told about jupiter you can only get a very abstract image of its true immensity and the nature of its gaseous atmosphere. you were never meant to fully grasp it and you will never will.

thankfully, you can still be blinded by the sun, and you can understand what if feels like to be surrounded by the lightning. maybe in the next life you could experience the nothingness of the clouds above the storm

revolution will only be televised by the recent tab channel.

there is only one way to break the standards, and it sadly does not include epic basslines flashing in the background. but you might aswell paint a picture, and the picture might still result quite evocative.

the chaos of the computer storm is not oftenly seen, and for those unaware is surely an astonishing view. this is why the radiohead map can be certainly qualified as absolute cinema

open the sketchbook and close the eyes. turn the page and travel a thousand miles away (approximately). now that the unknown cave has surrounded you completely, you've unlearned everything you knew. except for that one lullaby song. you can still hear it from far away. but what does far away mean when you dont know anything?

I've cried before. and i know what it's like to start over again. and that does not have anything to do with the rainbow blocks. or does it.

true psychedelia can't look fancy. i had not experienced true psychedelia until i encountered the stair case and had the curiosity to see what was waiting to be discovered at the other side. I used to draw a lot in past times, and most people didn't have anything interesting to say about the drawn or the undrawn space, but they always want to talk anyways.

upstairs doesn't want to talk, yet the conversation is meaningful. hello

absolutely in love. pure. unbothered by the ghosts of the world where everyone talks and nothing is naive.

yellow and green have found a place where they can live in harmony, where the funny cats and the scary monsters dance along to the pop songs, and meet the girl that has always lived inside them.

some fools may be blinded by the honesty. it's too sweet. it's too pink. too janky. but don't let them trick you, they are yet to find their happy place

never crab it doesn't get enough credit. it only has been available to the general public for about two and it has already solidified as one of the goats in the crab department. its nice for a crab like this to appear once in a while, nobody was waiting for it, but it came and made an impact nevertheless.

when you get hit by the epics laying within the crab you realize that every creator is lying to themselves right now. every one of them, except for crabzilla (and maybe TAL9988).

from now on you're only allowed to choose creo music (hyper-demented) for your crab if its gonna look like this