Rating Curve

We neuter our dogs and cats all the time, this level is proof that we should do the same to some humans as well

ok maybe i'm being a tad bit too radical

but yeah

stop gooning to this

Have you ever wondered to yourself "What if zone pirate v was a platformer?"

Well, wonder no more, because this is your answer!

the text is useless and not even spelled correctly at 72%.

Edit 7/26/2025:
Rerated from 8/10 to 5/10.

Reasons:

• Bad parallax in Jurassic era

• Paleozoic era and Jurassic era both have incorrect times (The Paleozoic era is depicted as 570 million years ago, which is 30 million years before it actually started, and the Jurassic era is depicted as 208 million years, which is 7 million years before it actually started.)

• Level has some elements of the "Bad 2.1 "themed" level" trend, a trend I am not that fond of.

Edit 7/31/2025:
Rerated again to 4/10 because of EVEN MORE bad parallax

SLAUGHTER IN THE HOUSE

After wasting over 45 minutes of my life rebeating this, I can confirm that the AI-generated insult that WKGames put in my Hyperbolus reputation is 100% true.