Rating Curve

I thought it would be funny to prank my mom by hiding all the cereal boxes and putting rocks in the pantry and when she found out she made me stand outside in the rain and locked me outside for 2 days

I tried to make a grilled cheese with an iron in my room and it melted through the plate and burned my rug and my dad came in and hit me on the head with his belt and i had really huge bumps on my head and he was laughing at them then he took pictures of my head and sent it to everyeone in my family and i cried for 3 weeks

I'm gay and fat