Review of Heave Ho

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, 2025-04-05, 23:58:27, Level ID: 115867730
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Prime example of slop, the YouTube children of the Nexus channel will lap this one up and ask for seconds. The song is awful, the lyrics are boring and generic with no sort of advanced writing techniques at all, which adds to how cringeworthy the level is. The level is purely made for the sake of getting attention and dangling keys in front of a ton of 5 year olds, heave ho has no place in geometry dash, why is there a cutscene animation? why are some boats cut in half? why does a skull and cross bones randomly appear on the screen? design choices are purely made to look good and that whole philosophy behind creating GD levels is terrible.

OVERALL0/10
GAMEPLAY-/10
VISUALS-/10
DIFFICULTY-/100
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