Review of BUSSIN

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, 2025-03-15, 17:25:20, Level ID: 110715909
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Bro, this level is straight up GYATT, no cap. It’s like peak Ohio brainrot vibes mixed with that Brazilian phonk rizz, perfect for Gen Alpha's TikTok feed. Some Hawk Tuah would've gone wild in here, but honestly, I’m not even mad they skipped it. Too much sauce might’ve made it sus.

The start? Skull emoji energy fr, with some mad sigma memes popping off in every corner. Like bro, I can’t even tell who made what, but it’s all keeping that consistent edge. Then we hit the fire particle effects — legit spitting flames 🔥, setting the mood like a proper dunk to whatever chaos is coming next. And dawg, they’ve got Venom out here dunking an NCS logo?? That’s some sigma Venom rizz right there. And they hit us with those TikTok camera zooms? Peak brainrot.

Then you got the Alpha Wolf meme showing up like “bro, I’m built different,” and the forest vibe is strong af. It’s like the entire background is saying “welcome to the pack, dawg.” We go from that into Rick from Ohio, and ngl, I’m pressed there’s no Pickle Rick cameo. But hey, guess that joke’s kinda dead. They did space-themed stuff instead, and that portal at the end? Straight rizz.

A pirate meme? Bro, what in Ohio is going on here 💀? It’s mad sus but lowkey, the structure’s fire. They got water at the bottom, ropes holding up orbs, and then they hit you with a fake death. I mean, fake-outs? Kinda mid, but I’ll let it slide.

Then, boom, Tesla in the background. Of course, we gotta have Elon Musk, the sigma overlord of Gen Alpha. That Tesla animation goes hard, kinda reminds me of some OG Geometry Dash vibes, but with that new subway surfers on loop brainrot energy. They throw in RobTop too, and it’s like, “don’t worry bros, this is still GD, not your little cousin’s TikTok feed.”

Next up? Gigachad boss fight! The man’s out here striking those sigma poses, and it’s like, bro, you really think you’re that guy? But nah, he’s easy to clap — just another “average” sigma wannabe. The colors though? That 360 hue? Straight sauce.

And then the skeleton reaction meme. The fact that none of the art is traced? Pure rizz. They’re throwing bones everywhere, and the gameplay back-and-forth is giving me serious TikTok edit deja vu.

To finish? We got the Sigma boss, floating in with likes like it’s a whole TikTok stream. If you ain’t beating this in one shot, you're just a beta bro. The shaders, the filters, the sigma memes—Joker Sigma, classic Sigma, but they missed the Homelander Sigma, which, let’s be real, would’ve been the ultimate sigma rizz for all the Americans out here.

The only thing missing? Skibidi Toilet. But tbh, maybe that’s for the best, would've been too much brainrot even for this level. All in all? Absolute certified Ohio banger, hoping this level wins because it’d be hilarious to see it take the dub.

OVERALL6/10
GAMEPLAY7/10
VISUALS8/10
DIFFICULTY-/100
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