Rating Curve

Death Machine would be a 0/10 but Stupid Steve

do your chain hang low?

do it wobble to da flow?

does it shine in the light?

is it platinum, is it gold?

could you throw it over ya shoulder?

if ya hot, it make ya cold

do your chain hang low?

i would like the level if the art wasn’t ai art + image to gd

This takes everything great about High Life and throws it out the window. The decoration has been turned into boring, lifeless glow spam. Barely anything remotely resembles HL’s original design except colour choices and the first part. It legitimately feels like the creators spent more time on their anime girl logos and less time trying to make the level good. The gameplay, oh god the gameplay. I don’t think HL’s gameplay is perfect but there had to be a better way to remake it than insane demon-level flow. Despite being this so-called “flow” I think the excessive gamemode changes make it feel less satisfying to play through. There is thankfully one thing Magic Life does that High Life doesn’t and that would be using the full song. Even then, this doesn’t save ML from sucking big balls. They couldn’t have waited a while for 2.2’s release in order to do a 2.1>2.2 transition at the drop (like High Life’s 1.9>2.0 transition)?