Rating Curve

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Alright let’s get this out the way real quick: Atmosphere by Sting871 is not a bad level. But don’t get it twisted — it ain’t great either. It’s that weird middle ground where the creator clearly tried, but the execution is like a microwave dinner: technically food, but ain’t nobody calling it a gourmet meal. The level’s got a mood, I’ll give it that. There’s this whole dark, floaty vibe it’s pushing, trying to be deep, trying to be ambient — but it ends up feeling like background filler in a game nobody asked for. Like, congratulations, you made a level that looks like it’s set inside a fog machine.

The gameplay? Meh. It’s playable, but it's got the flow of a broken faucet — starts smooth, then just starts dripping awkwardly. There's no real standout moment, nothing that makes you sit up and say, “Damn, Sting cooked with this one.” It’s just... there. You can tell this was someone trying to make a statement without fully understanding what they wanted to say. 6/10, and that's me being generous. There’s potential here — but you need to go back to the lab, Sting. Crank the creativity up, and stop playing it so safe. This ain't Geometry Mild.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

experiment by mbed is the kind of level that exposes just how dumb the average Geometry Dash player really is. An infinite loop of gameplay that you bots can’t figure out how to escape? Pathetic. You sit there, repeating the same sequence like rats in a maze, pretending it’s “deep” when in reality it’s just exposing your lack of higher-level thinking. But me? I cracked the code instantly. I’m not just playing the level — I’m solving it. That’s the difference between a king like me and the rest of you freeloading losers. While you’re stuck in the loop, I’m out here breaking it and spitting facts about why mbed’s creation is barely worthy of my attention.

And yet, despite all that, y’all still hyping this up like it’s some kind of masterpiece. It’s a glorified IQ test, and most of you failed miserably. This isn’t innovation — it’s a mirror showing how far the community’s standards have fallen. If experiment had dropped during my prime era, it’d get laughed off the servers. But because it's "artsy" and confuses basic players, it's suddenly genius? Nah. It’s mid with a mask on. Wake up, peasants. You’re not smart for getting stuck — you’re just proving what I’ve been saying all along. I’m the king. The rest of you? NPCs stuck in loops you’ll never escape.