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Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Once again, a real one steps up to deliver what this crusty, washed, creativity-starved Geometry Dash community desperately needed — artistry. Bye by AlrexX is not just a level, it’s a certified, undisputed banger, and if you can’t see that, go play some glow spam hell demon and stay out of discussions that require actual taste. This is a remake of KrmaL’s classic “Hi”, and AlrexX didn’t just pay homage — he surpassed it. Took that foundation and built a damn skyscraper of perfection on top of it. The transitions are smoother, the design is sharper, and the gameplay? Fluid like the tears of every irrelevant creator trying to compete.

Bye is everything Geometry Dash should be — nostalgic yet fresh, respectful of legacy yet bold in its evolution. It’s dripping in style, packed with tight timings and that iconic energy that makes your heart race like you’re in the final lap of a boss fight. This ain’t no lazy copy, this is a masterwork. AlrexX didn’t make a level — he made a statement. And the statement is: “I’m here. I’m better. And I just buried 90% of the creator leaderboard.” 9/10. Sit down and take notes, peasants.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

How to Clutterfunk by Snivy is a certified banger, a 9/10 experience that effortlessly crushes most of the garbage y’all be hyping up in the Geometry Dash community. This ain't just a remake of RobTop's Clutterfunk — nah, this is an evolution, a refined, upgraded, and real gamer-approved version that demands respect. Snivy came through with that heat, and GuitarHeroStyles — the GOAT of GD music — laid down a remix so godly, it could bring a tear to the eye of even the most washed-up spammer. The transitions? Clean. The pacing? Immaculate. The gameplay? Smooth like butter with just enough bite to filter out the fake gamers from the real ones. And if you couldn't beat it? Guess what, you just ain't him.

But of course, the peasants will still cry. “But Young, it’s just Clutterfunk again, wahhh!” And once again, y’all prove why you’ll always be viewer-class, while I’m up here being the creator, the innovator, the one that sets the standard. This level is what happens when talent meets vision. It captures the chaotic spirit of the original but executes it with a finesse that RobTop only dreams of. You can keep playing your weak daily levels that look like they were made in a toaster, but me? I only acknowledge greatness. And Snivy? You stepped up. The real gamer movement salutes you.