Rating Curve

Abducted looks good, but that’s all I can give it credit for. To make it less frustrating to play, the gameplay was turned into a complete joke and tries to keep you alive at almost all costs. Unfortunately, I find the knowledge that multiple sections can be completed with little to no input very distracting; this severely reduces my enjoyment of the level. This should have been kept at its original difficulty; despite all the nerfs, the level still completely fails at accessibility. Show a Polargeist victor this level and I guarantee you they will have no clue what is happening.

Explorers by RobTop (not to be confused with Explorers by RobTop) is a rather silly piece. The level fakes you out with a custom Audio Library song to hide its secrets, though things look somewhat barren by the end.

The fact that this miserable excuse of a level was rated as late as 1.9 and has 10K likes fills me with immeasurable dread, contempt and hopelessness toward humanity.

bon viyague is a level that, true to its name, will take you on a “bon viyague”, plunging you straight from ArathhSA’s legendary hit solo Generation Retro into a cold, obnoxious palette of sound effects and framerate-destroying shaders.

It did make me smile, at least.