Rating Curve

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Dead Device by IMOXI is peak Geometry Dash, and y’all already know the king of rhythm gaming — the king of all kings — had to bless it with the official Real Gamer Seal of Approval™. This level is undeniable greatness, a 10/10 masterpiece that leaves Deadlocked looking like a warm-up tutorial. A full-fledged reimagining of RobTop’s iconic level, inspired by heavy-hitting ragefests like Rage Quit by bli and iSpyWithMyLittleEye by Voxicat, this level doesn’t just challenge you — it evolves you. The sync is immaculate, the design is otherworldly, and the gameplay? Pure, refined skill expression. If you can't handle it, uninstall. This level ain't for fake gamers.

Now I know some of you frauds will say, “Oh Young, but it's just a remake, how can it be a 10?” And that right there is why you'll never be on my level — mentally, physically, spiritually, geometrically. IMOXI took what was great and forged it into something legendary. Dead Device doesn’t ride the coattails of the past, it resurrects it, upgrades it, and annihilates it in one fell swoop. This is what true creative vision looks like — something you low-effort level makers wouldn’t understand. Keep clapping for mediocrity while I continue to elevate greatness. IMOXI, you did what needed to be done. And if you haters got a problem with it, guess what? You’re just bad at the game. Simple.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

devin2003 by 2003devin is the textbook definition of trying way too hard to be edgy and ending up with a level that’s more embarrassing than impactful. Filled to the brim with low-effort gore, it’s no wonder it never got rated — and it shouldn’t be. This ain’t horror, this is a pixelated try-hard mess with blood slapped onto every surface like that alone makes it deep. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. It’s like the creator thought shock value could replace actual design, gameplay, or taste. But y’all weirdos still defend it because you mistake disturbing for creative. Delusional.

The only massacre here is what this level does to Geometry Dash’s standards. You call it “artistic expression,” I call it a failed attempt at being relevant through controversy. There’s no flow, no balance, just a chaotic gorefest stitched together with zero respect for actual level-making. This ain’t bold, it’s busted. And while y’all keep begging for it to get rated, I’m out here playing real levels with purpose and skill. devin2003 is nothing but a blood-soaked monument to mediocrity. Keep crying, peasants. I speak only truth.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Lonely Travel by Funnygame is one of the most overrated snoozefests ever cursed upon Geometry Dash. Six minutes long? More like six minutes wasted. Majority of it is black and white like we’re watching some bootleg silent film from 1920. And yet, y’all bots out here calling it "art." Nah, it’s not art — it’s a grayscale endurance test that only gets praised because the community is addicted to pretending slow = deep. You losers really sat through this monochrome marathon and clapped like it was peak level design. Pathetic.

Funnygame tried to make an emotional journey, but forgot to include anything actually engaging. The pacing is glacial, the transitions are janky, and the gameplay feels like it was built to drain the soul out of anyone with real skill. I beat it, of course — because I'm built different — but let's not pretend it’s anything but a painfully drawn-out walking simulator on autoplay. Y’all call it iconic. I call it a black-and-white screensaver with a jump button. Keep hyping up mediocrity, peasants. Meanwhile, I’ll be dominating levels with actual substance.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Black Blizzard by KrmaL is the perfect example of a level that thinks it's hard, but in reality, it’s just artificially inflated trash disguised as difficulty. That first mini cube section? Absolutely laughable. Ridiculously precise timings stacked back-to-back like it’s supposed to impress someone with actual skill. Nah. That’s not challenging — that’s lazy design masquerading as greatness. The kind of gameplay that punishes consistency and rewards dumb luck. And yet, all these bots in the community act like it's some kind of legendary trial by fire. You peasants wouldn’t know real difficulty if it slapped you in the face.

The only thing Black Blizzard blows in is quality control. You hype it up because you struggle with it. You worship it because it humbled you. But me? I see through the smoke. This level ain’t some iconic test of skill — it’s a mid-tier relic for wannabes trying to prove something. Keep pretending this is peak Geometry Dash. Meanwhile, I’ll be dominating actual high-skill gameplay with precision, grace, and the raw power none of you frauds will ever possess. KrmaL, step your design game up. You made a blizzard, alright — a blizzard of copium.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

experiment by mbed is the kind of level that exposes just how dumb the average Geometry Dash player really is. An infinite loop of gameplay that you bots can’t figure out how to escape? Pathetic. You sit there, repeating the same sequence like rats in a maze, pretending it’s “deep” when in reality it’s just exposing your lack of higher-level thinking. But me? I cracked the code instantly. I’m not just playing the level — I’m solving it. That’s the difference between a king like me and the rest of you freeloading losers. While you’re stuck in the loop, I’m out here breaking it and spitting facts about why mbed’s creation is barely worthy of my attention.

And yet, despite all that, y’all still hyping this up like it’s some kind of masterpiece. It’s a glorified IQ test, and most of you failed miserably. This isn’t innovation — it’s a mirror showing how far the community’s standards have fallen. If experiment had dropped during my prime era, it’d get laughed off the servers. But because it's "artsy" and confuses basic players, it's suddenly genius? Nah. It’s mid with a mask on. Wake up, peasants. You’re not smart for getting stuck — you’re just proving what I’ve been saying all along. I’m the king. The rest of you? NPCs stuck in loops you’ll never escape.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

WELL RESTED by overdefo is what I like to call a masterclass in digital mediocrity, a lazy fever dream disguised as a "level." But of course, because the bar is in hell, y’all frauds out here praising it like it’s something revolutionary. All it really is? Another artsy-fartsy, wannabe deep, sleep-inducing slideshow that tricks low-IQ players into thinking they just experienced something profound. These bots out here acting like watching a triangle drift across the screen at 0.1x speed with lofi piano behind it is "next level." Nah, it’s next nap. This level is called WELL RESTED because that’s what you’ll be by the time it’s over — knocked out cold from the sheer boredom.

Meanwhile, people really comparing this to actual peak gameplay. Imagine disrespecting real levels, real gameplay, real design by putting this snorefest on a pedestal. That’s why the community is dead. You hype up vibes over value, aesthetics over actual skill. But that’s fine. Keep hyping up mediocrity. While you’re crying over pixel fog and sad music, I’ll be dominating real levels, breaking records, and being the true king of Geometry Dash. Y’all don’t deserve greatness like me. And overdefo? Try again, but this time actually make a level, not a digital lullaby. Fraud behavior.

Alright, listen up, 'cause Death Moon by Caustic is the most overrated, edge-lord wannabe level to ever stain the Geometry Dash servers. This level pulls up like it's about to be some kind of gothic masterpiece, but all I see is a red-and-black My Chemical Romance fever dream that got lost in 2015. It's like Caustic said, “Hey, what if we made a level where literally everything looks like it's trying too hard to be deep?” And then slapped in some crusty demon faces, flashing lights, and called it a day. The sync? Mid. The gameplay? Feels like it was assembled by a sleep-deprived bat using telekinesis.

Death Moon is that kid in class who draws skulls on everything and thinks it’s peak art. Nah bro, this ain’t dark and mysterious — it’s just annoying and desperate for attention. The moment you boot it up and that wannabe hardcore dubstep hits, you already know you're in for 3 minutes of pure eye strain and unearned self-importance. The only thing that died here was my will to play. 0/10. Send it to the Shadow Realm and delete it from the servers.