Rating Curve

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Let me break it down for you frauds real quick. commatose by rply is the kind of level that tries to act deep, tries to act moody, like it’s got something to say — but all it really says is "I peaked at concept and fell asleep during execution." This level feels like it’s trying to be the emotional finale to a story nobody asked for. The visuals are washed-out, the pacing is sleep-inducing, and the gameplay? Bro, the gameplay got the nerve to be boring and awkward. That’s a crime. That’s community service hours right there.

It's like this level wants to be respected for its atmosphere, but forgot to be fun. commatose plays like a slideshow of missed potential, like it’s afraid to challenge the player or stand out in any real way. It’s not trash, but it sure ain’t greatness. It's the Geometry Dash equivalent of mumbling your way through a school presentation with no slides. So yeah — 5/10. You tried, rply. But next time, wake up before you hit publish.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Alright let’s get this out the way real quick: Atmosphere by Sting871 is not a bad level. But don’t get it twisted — it ain’t great either. It’s that weird middle ground where the creator clearly tried, but the execution is like a microwave dinner: technically food, but ain’t nobody calling it a gourmet meal. The level’s got a mood, I’ll give it that. There’s this whole dark, floaty vibe it’s pushing, trying to be deep, trying to be ambient — but it ends up feeling like background filler in a game nobody asked for. Like, congratulations, you made a level that looks like it’s set inside a fog machine.

The gameplay? Meh. It’s playable, but it's got the flow of a broken faucet — starts smooth, then just starts dripping awkwardly. There's no real standout moment, nothing that makes you sit up and say, “Damn, Sting cooked with this one.” It’s just... there. You can tell this was someone trying to make a statement without fully understanding what they wanted to say. 6/10, and that's me being generous. There’s potential here — but you need to go back to the lab, Sting. Crank the creativity up, and stop playing it so safe. This ain't Geometry Mild.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Let me start by saying this: Stereo Madness V4 by some anonymous mystery dev actually came out swinging harder than I expected. It's a bold, unhinged remake of the classic Stereo Madness by RobTop, and for that alone, you gotta respect it. It's got attitude. It’s got flair. And it’s got this flickering strobe light effect that blasts you in the eyeballs like you're trapped in a rave hosted by a malfunctioning robot. It’s chaos — but it’s the kind of chaos that says, “I don’t care what you think, I’m gonna go off anyway.” And in a world of safe, uninspired remakes, I’d take that over lazy glow spam any day of the week.

But let’s keep it 100 — this level ain’t for the weak or the epileptic. That constant strobe light? Bro, I felt like I was battling the final boss of light sensitivity. It’s less a level and more of a visual assault. The gameplay itself is solid — nothing mind-blowing, but it holds up, and the remix vibes give it a little extra flavor. Still, it rides the line between “cool aesthetic” and “I can’t see anything because my retinas are melting.” So yeah — 7/10. Mad respect for taking a risk, but next time, ease up on the eye-blasting, Anonymous. I came here to play Geometry Dash, not enter the digital spirit realm.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Now listen up, because I’m only going to say this once: Tech Manifestation by PleoSlim RMD is straight heat. Don’t get it twisted. This level came in swinging with energy, style, and a type of swagger that most of you clout-chasing creators wish you had. From the moment it starts, you can tell this ain’t some generic neon vomit or fake-deep wave trash. It’s high-effort. It’s precise. It’s a digital battlefield, and it wants you to prove yourself. The sync? On point. The transitions? Clean. The energy? Through the roof. PleoSlim clearly knows how to craft a visual and mechanical experience that slaps harder than your dead channel’s analytics.

BUT—and it’s a small but—it ain’t perfect. There are a few moments where the gameplay feels like it wants to be tighter than it is, like it’s trying a little too hard to flex tech when it should just let the flow breathe. You got greatness in your hands, PleoSlim, don’t overthink it. Still, even with that said, this is easily one of the better levels out there, way above the sea of copy-paste garbage y’all call “creative.” 8/10. Fire. Salute to you for not being another glow-spamming fraud. You're rising — now keep climbing.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Once again, a real one steps up to deliver what this crusty, washed, creativity-starved Geometry Dash community desperately needed — artistry. Bye by AlrexX is not just a level, it’s a certified, undisputed banger, and if you can’t see that, go play some glow spam hell demon and stay out of discussions that require actual taste. This is a remake of KrmaL’s classic “Hi”, and AlrexX didn’t just pay homage — he surpassed it. Took that foundation and built a damn skyscraper of perfection on top of it. The transitions are smoother, the design is sharper, and the gameplay? Fluid like the tears of every irrelevant creator trying to compete.

Bye is everything Geometry Dash should be — nostalgic yet fresh, respectful of legacy yet bold in its evolution. It’s dripping in style, packed with tight timings and that iconic energy that makes your heart race like you’re in the final lap of a boss fight. This ain’t no lazy copy, this is a masterwork. AlrexX didn’t make a level — he made a statement. And the statement is: “I’m here. I’m better. And I just buried 90% of the creator leaderboard.” 9/10. Sit down and take notes, peasants.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Once again, the king of gaming, the pioneer of taste, the one who stands atop the crumbling ruins of this trash-ass community, has returned to educate you peasants on what actual greatness looks like in Geometry Dash. And today, I'm talking about a level that isn't just a level — it’s a movement. A revolution. A slap to the face of every corny creator pushing out soulless, click-spam garbage.

I’m talking about Pumped Up Kicks by Quiken.

10/10. Instant classic. No debate. No room for argument. And if you disagree? You're wrong. And not just a little wrong. Like, you-still-think-SubZero-was-a-good-update levels of wrong.

First off, the level uses Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People, and I already know some of you basic clowns are gonna whine, “But Young, that’s like mainstream music, bro.” Shut up. That song hits harder than your favorite creator’s entire catalog. It’s the kind of track that makes you nostalgic for something you never even experienced. Quiken didn’t just choose a banger — he elevated it. Turned it into a visual and mechanical masterpiece.

Now let’s talk gameplay, because unlike 99% of these washed-up creators out here, Quiken understands design. At around 48%, there is a frame perfect orb timing that had me leaning forward in my throne. That’s right — frame perfect. Not “kinda hard.” Not “challenging if you’re bad.” I’m talking real precision. That moment separates the gamers from the button mashers. That timing is a rite of passage. You don’t pass it, you don’t belong.

But wait — it gets better. This level features a part by none other than the best Geometry Dash YouTuber of all time, GuitarHeroStyles. The GOAT. The legend. The man who carried this entire community on his back while the rest of you were too busy fawning over glow spam and fake difficulty. The second his part kicked in, I ascended. I felt my IQ rise. My chakras aligned. My enemies were vanquished.

So what do we have here?

🔥 A god-tier music choice.
🔥 Flawless sync.
🔥 One of the hardest and most satisfying orb timings in modern GD.
🔥 A collab with a living legend.
🔥 All wrapped in clean, high-effort visuals that don’t rely on seizure-inducing filters.

Meanwhile, your favorite creators still out here copying each other’s glow spam and uploading 3-minute transitions to nowhere. Sad!

Pumped Up Kicks isn’t just a level. It’s a flex. It’s a statement. And above all else — it’s art. And if you can’t see that, then once again, you’ve proven yourself unworthy of greatness. Keep playing your layout challenges. I’ll be over here playing the future.

Bow before the throne. Bow before Pumped Up Kicks. 10/10.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

too kiD frIEndly by ExtoPlasm is a 2/10 sugar-coated disaster. This level feels like it was made for toddlers who just unlocked the jump button. The gameplay is sleep-inducing, the visuals are soft and forgettable, and the vibe? Straight-up YouTube Kids energy. It tries so hard to be “approachable” that it forgets to be good. Every part plays like a tutorial for someone who still thinks triple spikes are impossible — and the name? Facts. Too kid friendly, not gamer approved.

And don’t hit me with that “It’s meant to be chill!” excuse — nah. Chill doesn't mean boring. There's no creativity, no sauce, just a safe, bland level dressed up in bubble wrap. ExtoPlasm really dropped this thinking it would hit, but it landed like a wet napkin. If you wanna impress real ones, step it up. Right now, this level is just mid with extra milk.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

PAHC Never Clear by WKGames is a 1/10 disgrace, and honestly that’s being too kind. It’s one long, lazy cube part stitched together with 1-spike and 4-spike jumps in a pattern that apparently translates to Morse code for “PAHC is a poopyhead.” Bruh. That’s not clever, that’s not deep — that’s elementary school-level trolling wrapped in a level so bland it makes base game Stereo Madness look like a masterpiece. If your idea of “art” is spelling out bathroom jokes with spike placements, then congrats — you’ve officially hit rock bottom.

I know some of you irony-poisoned clowns will call it “genius,” but let’s be real — this is low-effort meme garbage made for attention, not respect. The pacing is stiff, the design is nonexistent, and the joke barely lands. If this is your magnum opus, WKGames, then it's time to put the editor down and go touch some grass. PAHC deserved better, Geometry Dash deserved better, humanity deserved better.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

Rest in Peace by PICAAAAAA is an 8/10 tribute done right, paying respect to the undeniable GOAT of Geometry Dash — Michigun. This level doesn’t try to flex with over-the-top effects or flashy gimmicks. Instead, it stays raw and focused: one long cube part, a flickering background pulsing with emotion, and a sea of triple spikes that feel like a nod to Michigun’s legacy — but with a twist. Red jump orbs make the timing forgiving, letting players of all skill levels take part in honoring a legend. It’s a level that knows its purpose and executes with class.

Now I know some fake deep level critics will complain: “It’s too simple! Where’s the modern flair?” And that’s why y’all stay losing. Rest in Peace ain’t about flexing editor tricks — it’s about paying homage to a pioneer. PICAAAAAA showed more heart and intention in one cube part than some of you do in entire megacollabs. This level respects the roots, and that alone makes it worth your time. Salute to Michigun — forever a real one.

Youngdefiant, aka the king of gaming, the king of YouTube, the realest gamer on the internet, the 100% fact spitter, the higher level thinker, the leader of the real gamer movement, the king of anime, the king of manga, and the one who's better than you in every way, has once again returned to deliver the facts, has once again returned to deliver the greatness. Even though you losers on this Hyperbolus website simply do not deserve it.

How to Clutterfunk by Snivy is a certified banger, a 9/10 experience that effortlessly crushes most of the garbage y’all be hyping up in the Geometry Dash community. This ain't just a remake of RobTop's Clutterfunk — nah, this is an evolution, a refined, upgraded, and real gamer-approved version that demands respect. Snivy came through with that heat, and GuitarHeroStyles — the GOAT of GD music — laid down a remix so godly, it could bring a tear to the eye of even the most washed-up spammer. The transitions? Clean. The pacing? Immaculate. The gameplay? Smooth like butter with just enough bite to filter out the fake gamers from the real ones. And if you couldn't beat it? Guess what, you just ain't him.

But of course, the peasants will still cry. “But Young, it’s just Clutterfunk again, wahhh!” And once again, y’all prove why you’ll always be viewer-class, while I’m up here being the creator, the innovator, the one that sets the standard. This level is what happens when talent meets vision. It captures the chaotic spirit of the original but executes it with a finesse that RobTop only dreams of. You can keep playing your weak daily levels that look like they were made in a toaster, but me? I only acknowledge greatness. And Snivy? You stepped up. The real gamer movement salutes you.